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The Tale of the Poopy Princess Tent

This past Saturday, I was getting ready to give my 21 month old daughter a bath. Prior to, she had just finished pooping. So, I took her upstairs to change her diaper and get her cleaned up for her bath.

Posted in Fails, Funny, The Daddee

Mavs Win!

So, first off, I haven’t watched hardly any NBA basketball all season – not because I am a Cavs fan and I’m mad about LeBron leaving, but more-so because I’m just not that big a basketball fan. But, I tuned

Posted in Fails, Rant, Sports

Getting Older

This afternoon, Christine and I decided to stop over at Lowes because my garage door clicker/opener thingy has been acting up and not working all that well, and I wanted to get one of those universal openers that I could

Posted in Fails, Funny, Rant

This Ninja Really Hates Plastic!

This video is just ridiculous. Half the time, the “ninja” can’t even cut the bottles, he just simply knocks them over. It kinda reminds me of the Star Wars Kid, only older. Maybe try it again, but not with an

Posted in Fails, Funny, Randoms


Umm, yeah. Not excited about this storm that is hitting the Midwest today and tomorrow. According to information I’ve heard and seen, this storm is supposed to affect close to 100 million people from New Mexico to Massachusettes…wait….what? I’m glad

Posted in Fails, Randoms

My name is Goffzilla. I'm a dad to a beautiful toddler girl, handsome baby boy and a crazy cat, a husband to an amazing woman, and a home-brewer, music lover and technology nut. This is my life, and I'm loving every minute of it.

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